The Grammys… The event where average people can rate Red Carpet outfits from most snatched to least “bussin”.

Beginning with the least “bussin,” we, unfortunately, have Billie Eilish. With the matching pants, shirt, and hat, Eilish failed to present at the Grammys. 

Luckily, she was awarded “Record of the Year.”

Next up on the list is the one, the only, Harry Styles. He stumbled upon the red carpet in an interesting combination of a Gucci jacket, velvet pants, and a purple boa. 

The color contrast just did not mesh, and it’s clear he probably doesn’t have a color wheel in his house. However, the very talented artist won “Song of the Year.”

For a second, good readers, your writers thought that the rapture had occurred while watching the Grammys.

Once they saw Noah Cyrus strut onto the red carpet, it seemed that an angel of the Lord had come down ready to strike those heathen unbelievers. Wait……. She was just wearing an ugly dress. Oops.

The suit that Finneas wore on the red carpet Sunday had immense potential, but his pale skin made him look a tad washed out. Overall, though, he gets a 6/10.

Quite possibly stuck in 2008, Bruno Mars rocked the nostalgic Disney Prince look. The red ruffles, black bowtie, and rose gave us classic Bruno vibes.

Is he too stuck in that 2000s prom vibe, though? Is he washed up? (At least his music is good.)

The smile and the confidence are beautiful on him– dare I say, flawless.

Next we have the queen of “nature’s cereal:” Lizzo.

We like the look. You should be feelin’ good as heck, Lizzo.

That’s not Dababy, THAT’S MY BABY serving 10/10 Dolce and Gabbana realness. All fax no printer.

Let’s start with the suit. This picture does not do the fit justice because he had MATCHING PANTS!

Next, the hat; it compliments every single aspect of the outfit. 

The red, the green, the sunglasses, the necklaces, the Dolce and Gabbana pin (chef’s kiss).

Dababy knows he looks fire too. Pop off, Dababy; you are an icon.

Looking good J BUCKETS. 

“MWAH.”

We’re going to be honest by saying that we know nothing about this lady, but what we do know is that she can slay. For those wondering, her name is Debi Nova.

Last, we have the most beautiful, most snatched, and most iconic ladies. 

SHOW US THAT LEG, MEG!

THESE LADIES SHOWED UP AND SHOWED OUT FROM HEAD TOE AT THE GRAMMYS. THE ORANGE DRESS WITH THE LEG? YESSS. 

THE FLOWER DRESS WITH THE HEELS? GO OFF, QUEEN.

MEGHAN WON BEST NEW ARTIST, OF COURSE, AND TAYLOR NATURALLY WON ALBUM OF THE YEAR

THESE WOMEN ATE UP AND LEFT NO CRUMBS.